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For hundreds of years, the wealthy and the elite have relied on the lowly artist to immortalize a time, a place, a person. Painted on canvas, chisled in stone, the artist’s creation will endure long after the patron succumbs to the ravages of time. It is in the spirit of centuries of commissioned artists (and more recently monsters by mail and Joe Mathlete) that I proudly present… 
That is to say, I will become intoxicated and draw your portrait. I will not be sober and draw a portrait of what you look like drunk. That service costs upwards of 3000.00 dollars
For the low low price of 30.00 I will enjoy several adult beverages and proceed you recreate your likeness in glorious extra-super color using a medium of my choosing. The entire process will be documented on video and uploaded to the site for your viewing pleasure. Shortly thereafter, you’ll recieve your portrait in the mail.
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